Have You Ever Heard A Death Rattle?: They're making an Edward Scissorhands remake with Robert Pattinson? OH HELL NO. That's just blasphemy.
…if this is real i’m going to kill everyone
Why would it be remade? I’m calling bullshit…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oh my god. be serious, why would they do that? i’m calling bullshit too.
i would rather see a huge flaccid cock play edward scissor hands
nigga no.
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OH. PLEASE DO NOT BE REAL. IT CAN’T FUCKING HAPPEN!!!!
OMGGGG!!!! IM GONNA HAVE A HEARTATTACK WITH ALL THIS HORRIBLE NEWS.
This better not be true. IT BETTER NOT BE TRUE. or someone is def dying.
